Ooooh snap I got poketagged :O

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WELL THANKS SMATBUTT > :iconsmatsuki: <


just kiddin´ :D

Rules:

0) Open randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"
2) Switch to "1"
3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it  
4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around 
5) Post these rules

1. This is you


Fraxure
Oh god I haven´t played pokemon in years, what up with the rotor blades around my mouth? Have I been snacking a plane? Please tell me I´ve been snacking a plane.

2. This pokemon is your rival

Ampharos
DINKLEBEEEEERRRRGGGGG


3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you
Zebstrika
if I was a pokemon, this one would actually make a pretty rad gf. I´m cool with that B)

4. This pokemon is stalking you
Clefairy
THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING orig12.deviantart.net/1af9/f/2…


5. This pokemon just stole your cake
Baltoy
It´s alright, now I finally have a reason to break into his house when he´s on a holiday trip. I. Never. Forget.


6. This is your Lab partner
Swinup
I´ve had lab partners in rl who looked exactly like that; they were great partners :D


7. This is your best friend
Shelmet
That´s what he may say, but I only use him to get better job offers. No really, I mean look at him. Ugh.



8. This pokemon is about to fight you
Seaking
I respect Seakings. They´re pretty dang amazing creatures. Still, he´s gonna get one hell of a beating >:]


9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoes
Forretress
Is it because of the sweat? It must be because of the sweat. I don´t know. I´m just happy that I got this guy who literally pays my college just for a smelly pair of sneakers.


10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house
 Vigoroth
*sigh* This one is going to be a nuisance to get rid of


11. This pokemon is your pet
Spinarak
I don´t really have pet spiders, but I try not to hurt spiders since they´re super useful and cute. Really, give them old ladies names and suddenly they´re super cute. I´ll call this one "Augusta"



12. This is your new roommate 

Seedot
I hope he´s up for party hard. Because my roommates duty is being up for party hard. Hand me my Whiskey.


13. This is your new boss
Noivern
Hears everything I suppose? I really hope he/she likes dark humor, otherwise I´ll be out of that company within a day :D



14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at night
Swadloon
I don´t care, whatever floats your boat, buddy


15. This pokemon is scared of you
Dewgong
I EVEN CARE LESS


16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you
Genesect
This thing is called "Genesect", which sorta sounds like "dissect" already. Look at him, he was BORN for that job. If he can´t sew me back together, nobody can!



17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night
Clauncher
I´ll just put it into a basket, put something heavy onto the basket and go watch TV


18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head
Genesect
DOCTOR, THE SURGERY IS ALREADY OVER JEEZ. NO MY HEAD IS FINE THANK YOU

19. This pokemon envies you
Klefki
I bet this pokemon pretty much envies everything. I mean look at it. Nobody wants to be born that way.

20. Use this pokemon to tag some people
Sealeo
This is my new hitman and his moustache is already worth his price.
i tag Jedi515 and MorrodertheFreakyGuy 
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Jedi515's avatar
Duuuuude, I only know 3 pokemons - pikachu, slowpoke and beedrill (because that soulds funny in russian)